cha-cha-changes...

Ok so I wasnt really feeling the whole "domestic goddess" thing on my blog.  Mainly because-well-it sucked.  And, it really wasnt me.  I mean it WAS me, but... well you know what I mean.  Me? Domestic Goddess my ***! I am about as domesticated as most of our kids... ok, so maybe a little more domestic than that.  But something I-like many good moms out there-am really good at... being THE UNCOOL MOM.  You know, the one that wont let her daughter walk out the house looking like a hooker, the one who has no problem reading those thousands of text messages without warning, and the one who thinks that any boy who looks at her girls still has cooties-and tries to her angels about them.  To me, that is FAR more fun than blogging about converting from a working mom to a stay at home/college mom.  Dont get me wrong, those are descriptions of me too, but the boring ones. Just like being the blue-eyed mom, or the mom with a mole.  Really? Why THE UNCOOL MOM?  Because I am the one who sits at the table with my daughter who is struggling with math and laughs because I said "What's the problem?"  (hehe get it? whats the problem? its math?) And by the way, it IS possible to embarrass your teen within the comforts of your own home! And I am the one who picks her up from skating with her friends when i am wearing pj shorts, a tanktop, flip flops, frizzy hair and unshaven legs.  If I look neat, I will just have her come outside.  But when I am homely looking is when it becomes fun to walk into the skating rink to spy on her.  Hey, moms have to get their kicks somehow! Consider it payback for the multiple times they go in public with you with mix-matched neon socks!

Poll Results...

I am sure not many of my few viewers have noticed, but there is a poll to the right of the page! The first poll was about "Who would you like to see in the White House in 2012".  The poll has closed, and we have a three way tie... Congrats to Jimmy Buffett, The creators of South Park, and an outspoken mom with PMS!  You all won with a whopping 2 votes each!  (are you kidding me?  if you people vote like this during a real election, we will end up with Ba-roke (sounds like broke) Obama in office again!  Do any of us REALLY want that?)  Just like real elections, this is a place where your votes are strictly for entertainment purposes!  So, with that being said, and my entertainment itch being scratched, I vote that an outspoken mom with pms become the new president!  We need someone pissed off, blunt, and tired of the BS to get in office and boot all the morons out! 

anyway. i will be changing the poll today to something new.  just in case you wanted to know!

hahahahaha! oh my- please stop! my ribcage hurts!

Whoever decided to post karaoke videos to youtube is both my hero and my enemy simultaneously.  Not only am I being forced to listen to Papa Bear belt out chalkboard-like covers of Save a horse, ride a cowboy, but also also chill bump-inducing versions of old Eddie Money songs...and I dont mean the chill bumps from a song so beautiful it just catches you by suprise.  Its more like a horror movie kind of chill bump.

However, I must say that among this torture, I have heard some very-um-interesting versions of some other songs that you all may love to hear.  As soon as I figure out how, I fully intend to post them on here.  They are not videos, but WMA (music) files. But I promise you all, the sound is equally as interesting as the visual!